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And now, presenting a guest blog from Sam, one of the most colorful SocialVibe employees.

So it’s already December, which means my favorite part of the year is rapidly approaching: Christmas. Christmas stands for many things - spending time with family and loved ones, giving and receiving gifts, awesome food, clay-mation specials on ABC, and of course the religious significance of the holiday. While all of these factors certainly contribute to the joy surrounding this holiday, what excites me most about Christmas is that it provides an open, uncensored forum for people to sport some of the most ridiculous outfits imaginable.

Yes, boys and girls…I am speaking of the illustrious Christmas sweater. What was once looked upon as a fashionably-classy and somehow appropriate means of dressing has fallen out of the spotlight…admonished by society.

I am here to celebrate a piece of Christmas that many people have forgotten about. As a tribute to the true Christmas Heroes, I have selected the Top 5 Ugliest Christmas Sweaters that I have ever seen…


5. We begin with something so innocent, yet so very, very wrong. This is what happens when the Swiss Family Robinson is stranded on an island during the holidays, with only three colors of yarn and one narrow-minded crocheter.

4. I realize that the elderly probably stop buying new clothes after a certain age, but seriously? Sweet headband.

3. Not only does each family member outdo the next with a majestic wardrobe selection, but I don’t think there is one visible cornea in this entire picture. Those are some strong family ties. That, and I’m pretty sure the photographer snuck into the shot while everyone had their eyes closed.

2. I know “The Pacifier” wasn’t the best career move for Vin Diesel, but posing for holiday apparel? My goodness, when it rains it pours. First, it’s not everyday that you see a turtleneck layered with a vest; amazing ingenuity. But I would just like to say, putting cats and mice on the same piece of clothing – very “peace on earthy”.

    1. And for the grand finale, Moose, the pug. I think he even knows how ridiculous he looks. Poor guy.

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brittninja

POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

awww poor dog.
vin hasn't going on though XD

ElmoFantasmastic

POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

haha oh wow, I hate holiday sweaters

LittleShadowAngel

POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

Those really are some ugly sweaters. I feel bad for that poor dog. I hope he tears the sweater to shreds.

` [DEAD) FROM |BOREDOM|

POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

LOL.. Poor Moose. Those sweaters are awful.

>.TuRtLe.

>.TuRtLe. says:
POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

wow number 2 looks pretty weird...and everyone needs to find a new holiday color..red is getting bored..try gold, silver, or maybe some blue...soething lighter

Alexandra

Alexandra says:
POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

haha this made my day
wow vin disiel...really?

Nitewings

Nitewings says:
POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

red and green should NEVER go together, that's why they are COMPLIMENTARY colors

Kayla Doodeto. d=

POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

I like to wear like Royal Blue or Purple around Christmas time. Makes me feel special. [= It's just prettier. Especially the purple silky shirt I got for my bithday last year. Gorgeous!

shelbyfashizz

POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

i lol'd at vin diesel

JordanJuice

POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

lmao @ the family with eyes shut

cait

cait says:
POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

i dont know why people dress their dogs. that makes no sense to me. its an animal

AmazingAmanda[[Sunshine]]

POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

HeHe this was funny xD

Lauren=]

Lauren=] says:
POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

i have to say ven diesel's is definantly the worst

tonianne

tonianne says:
POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

lmfaoo

SARAH SAVES THE WORLD!

POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

lmfao.
the vin deisel one made my day.
hahahahahha
=]

Tori ;]

Tori ;] says:
POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

lmfao my mom and i rofl-ed when we saw vin diesel x]

xShelbyRAWRx

POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

That puppy looks sooo pathetic!

&Wow to Vin, lmfaoo.
Thats deff. Nothing like ive ever seen in my life.
He looks like a fagg.
But I gotta love him!

SHERRY 4.29.08

POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

EWW!

LOL

XD!

barbieKILLER

POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

lol at the people who actually thought that was vin diesel.

Jasmin Ornelas

POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

lmao @ all the ugly sweaters

simplyvero

POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

HA!!! to fuuuny!!!

[sheabutter]

POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

this is amazing
xD

ZiggyMortis

POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

Vin looks like he just came out of the closet.
XD

frankye

frankye says:
POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

lol i'm doing 25 blogs of christmas on myspace.
lol one of them is a phot shoot at good will
it the ugly xmas sweater we could find.
ne can read them at
MYSPACE.COM/FRANKYE6661
they'll be open to public.

candyhart

candyhart says:
POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

haha! poor dog, just look at his face!

pj

pj says:
POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

that is not vin

wantingtogive

POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

its not Vin Diesel in that pic. it is the guy in rush hour 2 ( i think, it is one of the rush hours) movie. the gay clothing suit guy. just fyi for ya.

Chilito

Chilito says:
POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

lol
i like the dog one(:

Claupo

Claupo says:
POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

AHAHA, poor dog xD. and poor everyone really. its so sad ><

margaret[mania]

POSTED 1 MONTH AGO

yay. i'm checking this on the school computer and the people around me are thinking it's hilarious.
wow.
(:

kathrynnn;

POSTED 20 DAYS AGO

number two is deffinatly the best ;) hahah

Lisa baby

Lisa baby says:
POSTED 20 DAYS AGO

Awwww. Poor Moose.

Breana

Breana says:
POSTED 19 DAYS AGO

Oh my, it certainly is the holiday season

Chelbeast

Chelbeast says:
POSTED 19 DAYS AGO

Hahahah. That picture of Vin is hilarious.

ally

ally says:
POSTED 19 DAYS AGO

they guys in the photos are either gay or are mamma's boys

Kristie

Kristie says:
POSTED 19 DAYS AGO

These were great.lol

Lauren;!

Lauren;! says:
POSTED 19 DAYS AGO

Oh wow, those sweaters are pretty bad! Haha(: Poor dog. Lol.

emily

emily says:
POSTED 19 DAYS AGO

that's not vin diesel..

kelsey*

kelsey* says:
POSTED 19 DAYS AGO

Vin Diesel...

wow.

naama loves

POSTED 19 DAYS AGO

lmao;
damn i love that they
all have there eyes closed (x

CaraSundae

POSTED 19 DAYS AGO

lmao i just cant stop laughing!

SH0RTY SANCHEZ

POSTED 19 DAYS AGO

aghh vin diesel =/
so disapointed

Kaylee

Kaylee says:
POSTED 18 DAYS AGO

Haha wow.... matching sweaters for the entire family?? thats sad.. poor dog.

Synthetik

Synthetik says:
POSTED 18 DAYS AGO

oh jeez...that was bad

SKeeBee02

SKeeBee02 says:
POSTED 18 DAYS AGO

WOO i want to have a worst christams sweater party now : ]
this is amazing lol
freakin awesome haha
poor dog the eyes closed one really i think that was a joke lol

kassyxdee

kassyxdee says:
POSTED 17 DAYS AGO

awhhh, Moose looks ADORABLE!

=)

JayTee

JayTee says:
POSTED 17 DAYS AGO

The dog one is cute! lol

TISHany

TISHany says:
POSTED 16 DAYS AGO

lol poor Moose!

ClearlyVisible

POSTED 15 DAYS AGO

Stupid sweaters, who makes those?

dreamer

dreamer says:
POSTED 15 DAYS AGO

hilarious

HarrisXIrukandji

POSTED 14 DAYS AGO

Aw, I actually think Moose the pug looks cute in that sweater. xDD It's just all the people that look ugly. xP

X0RACHeLX0

POSTED 14 DAYS AGO

lololololololololololololo

kaleighmackenzie

POSTED 13 DAYS AGO

haha the dog looks saddd.
& whats up with the family that has all thier eyes shut ? haha, it makes me laughh (:

_.tonka [obama)*

POSTED 11 DAYS AGO

hahaa poor dude who looks like Vin Diesel !! haahaa !!!

DMG

DMG says:
POSTED 8 DAYS AGO

the 3rd pic is my fav cause i have that sweater (do not ask) lmfaoo

DarkestFrog

POSTED 8 DAYS AGO

lol

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