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Great news. Scientists have discovered the "worst song ever." After conducting online research in the early 90s about people's least favorite musical and lyrical subjects, Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier began a mission to produce the most annoying song ever. It's pretty terrible. Listen here.



    "Amazingly, this “most unwanted music” contains little dissonance — that would have been too easy. For the most part, they seem to have tried to assemble these elements in a listenable way."

The song features unloved elements such as holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children's chorus and the concept of children in general, Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas, and more.

While interesting, this is right up there with the dumbest studies of 2008. Why are we spending $ on this again?

What did you think of the awful song?

via Neatorama


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Tyler

Tyler says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

It really wasnt that bad

MoonlightCat

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

The beginning was all right..
But then it got really unbearable. xD

matthewmisery

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

I 'loled

Jessica

Jessica says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

I have a headach now.

cococarinamo

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

hhahhaa.
i heard this on this american life.
my favorite part is the little kids singing about christmas. xD

gacktxrawr

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

its like 20 freakin minutes lolz.

phaze

phaze says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

I just came to a conclusion...there are some haters working on social vibe not all though just the fake ones, go suck something "ha ha"

Roses Never Fade

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

lol its actually kind of funny

Kelseydj

Kelseydj says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

HAHAHAHA!! my god thats brilliant!!! i love the opera rapping!

matthewmisery

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

There's a ton of boring stuff, but it's overall quite funny.

` [NEEDS) NEW |USERNAME|

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

That song sucked, haha. But it's probably still not the worst song I've ever heard. o.0 But haha.. my computer got slow when I tried to load that web page. xD

d00d

d00d says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

i actually thought it was kind of good lolll

Stephanieee :]

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

Hahahahaha
i loved the opera rap
(:

SoOoALLiE

SoOoALLiE says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

hahaha i liked it! just another thing to prove i'm mentally defective

SoOoALLiE

SoOoALLiE says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

o yes and i turned it up loud and danced to the opera rap =]

LunacyFringe

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

Lol

nicole

nicole says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

ive hurd worse

leighanna

leighanna says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

Very interesting.
Those guys must have had ALOT of time on there hands. "at walmart" lol

Matthew-Levi Kalik

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

Omg. Ya the beginning I was like whateve but give it a couple of minutes and it literaly makes you cringe, I had no control over it lol. It was a total reflex.

Pool Boy

Pool Boy says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

Psh... I've written songs way more annoying than that.

kikiss

kikiss says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

The bagpipes make it listenable.

Action Radaaar

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

LMAO. The first part was whatever but then it just turned retarded. xD

FallenAngel

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

It started out okay,then it got really annoying.But it is kinda funny..

Ty Mckly

Ty Mckly says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

i have soo heard worse. its hilarious

Spazzing For Perfection

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

oh my Goddddddd
My sister won't stop listening to ittt! It makes me want to punch a puppy in the face

Mike Optimistc

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

LOLOL
Hmm good laugh :)

LEA$H

LEA$H says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

HAHAHA opera rapping.
lmaooo. omg this is too much.

Dark Carnival Clown

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

It's kinda scary.

pinksharpii

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

The beginning sounded like the beginning of a Disney movie.

Her

Her says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

Its Alright !!
Kind Of Gets Annoying With The Bag Pipes Though ..

LEA$H

LEA$H says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

the worst part is that im still listening to it.
20 minutes of my life wasted.
but i find this so amusing.

labor day labor day!
schools are closed, then they are open
labor day labor day
do all yo shopping @ walmart!

oh no, ashlyn!

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

Best.
Song.
EVER.

nelly caroline

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

i only listened to the beginning...
sorry i have vry little patience
but from what i heard it was all right from the beginning

K A T H Y.

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

lol its not that bad...i found it pretty funny

stumpling

stumpling says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

that really was bad

Ridelllll

Ridelllll says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

lolwut

sara shine :)

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
why don't I own this on CD?!?!?

We5ker45

We5ker45 says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

O M G! I'm almost literally ROFLMAO'ing! hahahahaHA! This made my day, I wanna download this and put in my MP3 player. As soon as the opera rap started I just died laughing. XD and as others have said I've heard waaaaaaaaay way worse.

Kelsi

Kelsi says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

That was the biggest waste of life and time. I've heard songs on the radio I hated more than that and they probably didn't take half as much thought and time and money as that took. And who did the scientists take it from? Us. Don't they have something better to do?

megann =)

megann =) says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

i think i just died laughing, when the lady started singing, or whatever you want to call it

We5ker45

We5ker45 says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

oh SAweeet! I can download it! : D

mar bar™

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

holy crap! the bag pipes are sooo annoying!
i tought the whole opera rap thing was funny:p

ShadowAngel

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

I can't listen to it 'cause I'm at the library and there aren't any speakers on here and headphones don't work for some reason. But I am wondering what the point of making the "Most Annoying Song Ever" is.

megan

megan says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

It was pretty annoying, but I couldn't help laughing.

Nicoles Like_Whoaa

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

whoa *_*
my head still hurts

tinkloves42

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

its really wasnt bad. i actually thought it was funny

sunny =)

sunny =) says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

it's a buch of off-beat rhythms forced together....my ears hurt!!! =P

Mygdalia

Mygdalia says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

LMFAO oh oh oh my!!! that's so awful!!!!! hahahahah the opera rapping is hilarious!! omg that's just...terrible... on so many levels..

Scientist take our money for this?? I could have done this for free, local choir.

omg hahahha someone coughed between the song hahahahahh

Mygdalia

Mygdalia says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

EASTER TIME AT WALMART!! something something blah blah.

amazing..

Kassy

Kassy says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

oh geez :D

Cora Prazeres

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

It´s not that bad!
I definitely heard worst songs than that in my life...
actually, i liked some parts...
the opera rap and the children arethe best! hahah

JoelleHope

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

20 minutes long? i don't think so haha

thegirlwhocriedwithyou

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

this song is awesome!! lol! I like the part where the person is rapping in a high pitched voice.

KFURY

KFURY says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

lmao sounds like something animal collective and yearsayer would make..if they did a little too much drugs
<333

KFURY

KFURY says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

oh, and yeah, it wasn't that bad -.-

dazed_in_the_music

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

I didn't really find it annoying....
I guess if you heard it over and over again but, listening to it once it wasn' t that bad

April

April says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

i cracked up while listening to this song haha.

Kendra.

Kendra. says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

Oh my, I really have a headache!
At first I was like oh it's okay I guess, but then the kids singing Dx

Stephanie Eve

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

The horse hoof sound got annoying, but it wasn't THAT bad.

Tosis Maguill

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

I think the song would actually be fine.. That is, the only thing that really makes it UNBEARABLE is that it's about the length of a TV show without commercials..

Simon

Simon says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

Oh my god...

"Labor Day, Labor Day, do all your shopping... AT WALMART"

sandra92

sandra92 says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

Ahah . It could be worst :p or maybe not .
It's funny

mellllyyyyy

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

lmao. that's hilarious.

PopWar

PopWar says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

That was awesome! I was dancing the whole time. I love those little kids. XD

x0//Jenn;*

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

I will NEVER listen to that whole song, but not because it is annoying, but because it's WAY too long. I got to like 2 minutes into it & stopped, but I still think it could be MORE annoying than that.

~Sarah~

~Sarah~ says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

wow that was one crappy song

ComaConnor

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

my favorite part is the opera lady singing "Yo Yo"
i have a headache im not kiding

Vlvalle

Vlvalle says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

OMG!
I stopped at the so called rapping!
LOL

Devon :]

Devon :] says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

XD

wendy

wendy says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

LOLLL!

Leslunga

Leslunga says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

ahahabi dont thing is anoying xD

dolphinlefty

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

lol. I found it very interesting. :)

#1princess

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

omg....this is the worst song ever i couldn't even listen to it for more than 12 seconds

Morgs373

Morgs373 says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

i listened to the opera rap about 7 times

NARRZ

NARRZ says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

D: OMG IT WONT TURN OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

Miguel(:

Miguel(: says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

Uhm It Wasn't All That Bad

Gideon X

Gideon X says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

WOW can someone call a doctor my ears won't stop bleeding!

MollyWKUK

MollyWKUK says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

hahaha, I lol'd at the song.
I like it because it's pretty terrible. ha.

amber.

amber. says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

I cant say it was the worst song ever but it did get annoying after a while especially the parts where it sounds like your in an old western movie and theres the sounds effects of a horse walking .. lol .. and the opera is very WOW .. (do all your shopping at walmart) haha

Teejus Maximus

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

It's really not that bad. OF course we did waste 20 minutes of our lives listening to it. lol If you want a really annoying song, listen to the last bit of "Who You'd Be Today" by Kenny Chesney..

Tahahahsha!!!

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

at first it was okayy, but then it made me feel really nauseous. bleah

Rophia :)

Rophia :) says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

Yayyy! There's a download link :D :D

Ally

Ally says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

i mean, its not going on my zune, but that wasnt so bad

allisonwonderland

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

needs miley cyrus singing, then everyone would for sure hate it. ;)

emily (;

emily (; says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

lmfao wow xD

Steven

Steven says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

bahaha that was beautiful

noahsmommy

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

i thought it was funny..

TraceyyBabbyy

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

yeah.. i got bored of it after a couple of seconds..

Sheila

Sheila says:
POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

ehhh. not the worst song, but it's very annoying.

kenzieee(:!

POSTED 8 MONTHS AGO

OGM! thats sooooooooo annoying!

krisharrgghh. x]

POSTED 7 MONTHS AGO

Racist crap about death & gangs is worse than that. > .>

Aurii.! :)

POSTED 7 MONTHS AGO

lol, it's not that bad!
some parts only :)


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